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We don't fix it
We just make it louder
Estimates in beer · Repairs in cash
We Make It Louder
Garagefrom $35.00
Dad's Shop
Open when he damn well feels like it
Dad's Shop
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If it leaks oil
That's how you know it's working
Leaks Oil
Garagefrom $35.00
$50 / hr
$75 if you watch
$100 if you help
Hourly Rate
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The Speed Shop
Where horsepower meets bad decisions
The Speed Shop
Garagefrom $35.00
I have tools
you've never even heard of
Tools You've Never Heard Of
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Welcome to my shop
Touch nothing
Touch Nothing
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If the barn is rocking
Don't bother knocking
Barn Is Rocking
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Eggs gathered daily
Hens debriefed weekly
Hens Debriefed
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Out wrastlin' chickens
Back when I'm back
Wrastlin' Chickens
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The Hayloft
Established 1942
Where the dancin' happens
The Hayloft
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Country roads
Slow trucks · Faster gossip
Country Roads
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Welcome to the farm
Watch your step (and your wallet)
Watch Your Wallet
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Reach for the sky
The cattle is loose
Cattle Loose
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Welcome
Hope you brought wine
Brought Wine
Housefrom $35.00
Wipe your paws
This means you, Greg
Wipe Your Paws
Housefrom $35.00
The Berlens
Established whenever
Established Whenever
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Our home
Our rules
Our wine
Our Rules, Our Wine
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If the door is closed
Knock and pray
Knock and Pray
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Home is where
the Wi-Fi connects automatically
Wi-Fi Connects
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Welcome to chaos
We have snacks
We Have Snacks
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House Rules
1. Don't be a dick
(There's no rule 2)
Don't Be a Dick
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Free Beer
Tomorrow
(Always tomorrow)
Free Beer Tomorrow
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Liver damage
in progress
Liver Damage
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Therapy is expensive
Beer is cheap
Cheers
Therapy Is Expensive
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I don't have a drinking problem
I have a drinking solution
Drinking Solution
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It's 5 o'clock somewhere
Probably here
5 O'clock Here
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Pull up a stool
Cancel your problems
Cancel Your Problems
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The Tap Room
Est. whenever it stopped mattering
Stopped Mattering
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Trespassers will be shot
Survivors will be shot again
Shot Again
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Forget the dog
Beware of the owner
Beware of Owner
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If you can read this
You're already trespassing
Already Trespassing
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No soliciting
We're broke and angry
Broke and Angry
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Private property
We don't dial 911
We dial backhoe
Dial Backhoe
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Welcome
Now go away
Now Go Away
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Beware of dog
Cat is also a dick
Cat Is Also a Dick
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Lake rules
1. Take it easy
2. See rule 1
Lake Rules
Cabinfrom $35.00
The Cabin
Where Wi-Fi goes to die
Wi-Fi Goes to Die
Cabinfrom $35.00
Bear country
Don't run · Don't be tasty
Don't Be Tasty
Cabinfrom $35.00
Welcome to the cabin
Bring beer · Take memories
Bring Beer
Cabinfrom $35.00
Gone fishing
Back when there's a story
Back With a Story
Cabinfrom $35.00
If you found this place
You're already lost
Already Lost
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Cabin time
No clocks needed
No Clocks Needed
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If you don't like garlic
You don't like me
Garlic or Leave
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Wine pairs well with everything
Especially Tuesday
Wine Tuesday
Kitchenfrom $35.00
Soup of the day
Whiskey
Soup of the Day
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Welcome to my kitchen
Stay out of my way
Stay Out of My Way
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Bless this mess
And the wine that caused it
Bless This Mess
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Recipes are merely
suggestions
Merely Suggestions
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Coffee first
Then we negotiate
Coffee Then Negotiate
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