Tinman Printing
Made to order · Acrylic or vintage tin

Signs with raised lettering.

Garage, barn, house, bar, gate, cabin, kitchen — pick a stock design, personalize a template, or build your own. 3D raised text you can feel.

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Funny one-liners and posted-property classics, already designed and ready to ship.

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Stock designs

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We don't fix it
We just make it louder
Estimates in beer · Repairs in cash

We Make It Louder

Garage
from $35.00
Dad's Shop
Open when he damn well feels like it

Dad's Shop

Garage
from $35.00
If it leaks oil
That's how you know it's working

Leaks Oil

Garage
from $35.00
$50 / hr
$75 if you watch
$100 if you help

Hourly Rate

Garage
from $35.00
The Speed Shop
Where horsepower meets bad decisions

The Speed Shop

Garage
from $35.00
I have tools
you've never even heard of

Tools You've Never Heard Of

Garage
from $35.00
Welcome to my shop
Touch nothing

Touch Nothing

Garage
from $35.00
If the barn is rocking
Don't bother knocking

Barn Is Rocking

Barn
from $35.00
Eggs gathered daily
Hens debriefed weekly

Hens Debriefed

Barn
from $35.00
Out wrastlin' chickens
Back when I'm back

Wrastlin' Chickens

Barn
from $35.00
The Hayloft
Established 1942
Where the dancin' happens

The Hayloft

Barn
from $35.00
Country roads
Slow trucks · Faster gossip

Country Roads

Barn
from $35.00
Welcome to the farm
Watch your step (and your wallet)

Watch Your Wallet

Barn
from $35.00
Reach for the sky
The cattle is loose

Cattle Loose

Barn
from $35.00
Welcome
Hope you brought wine

Brought Wine

House
from $35.00
Wipe your paws
This means you, Greg

Wipe Your Paws

House
from $35.00
The Berlens
Established whenever

Established Whenever

House
from $35.00
Our home
Our rules
Our wine

Our Rules, Our Wine

House
from $35.00
If the door is closed
Knock and pray

Knock and Pray

House
from $35.00
Home is where
the Wi-Fi connects automatically

Wi-Fi Connects

House
from $35.00
Welcome to chaos
We have snacks

We Have Snacks

House
from $35.00
House Rules
1. Don't be a dick
(There's no rule 2)

Don't Be a Dick

House
from $35.00
Free Beer
Tomorrow
(Always tomorrow)

Free Beer Tomorrow

Bar
from $35.00
Liver damage
in progress

Liver Damage

Bar
from $35.00
Therapy is expensive
Beer is cheap
Cheers

Therapy Is Expensive

Bar
from $35.00
I don't have a drinking problem
I have a drinking solution

Drinking Solution

Bar
from $35.00
It's 5 o'clock somewhere
Probably here

5 O'clock Here

Bar
from $35.00
Pull up a stool
Cancel your problems

Cancel Your Problems

Bar
from $35.00
The Tap Room
Est. whenever it stopped mattering

Stopped Mattering

Bar
from $35.00
Trespassers will be shot
Survivors will be shot again

Shot Again

Gate
from $35.00
Forget the dog
Beware of the owner

Beware of Owner

Gate
from $35.00
If you can read this
You're already trespassing

Already Trespassing

Gate
from $35.00
No soliciting
We're broke and angry

Broke and Angry

Gate
from $35.00
Private property
We don't dial 911
We dial backhoe

Dial Backhoe

Gate
from $35.00
Welcome
Now go away

Now Go Away

Gate
from $35.00
Beware of dog
Cat is also a dick

Cat Is Also a Dick

Gate
from $35.00
Lake rules
1. Take it easy
2. See rule 1

Lake Rules

Cabin
from $35.00
The Cabin
Where Wi-Fi goes to die

Wi-Fi Goes to Die

Cabin
from $35.00
Bear country
Don't run · Don't be tasty

Don't Be Tasty

Cabin
from $35.00
Welcome to the cabin
Bring beer · Take memories

Bring Beer

Cabin
from $35.00
Gone fishing
Back when there's a story

Back With a Story

Cabin
from $35.00
If you found this place
You're already lost

Already Lost

Cabin
from $35.00
Cabin time
No clocks needed

No Clocks Needed

Cabin
from $35.00
If you don't like garlic
You don't like me

Garlic or Leave

Kitchen
from $35.00
Wine pairs well with everything
Especially Tuesday

Wine Tuesday

Kitchen
from $35.00
Soup of the day
Whiskey

Soup of the Day

Kitchen
from $35.00
Welcome to my kitchen
Stay out of my way

Stay Out of My Way

Kitchen
from $35.00
Bless this mess
And the wine that caused it

Bless This Mess

Kitchen
from $35.00
Recipes are merely
suggestions

Merely Suggestions

Kitchen
from $35.00
Coffee first
Then we negotiate

Coffee Then Negotiate

Kitchen
from $35.00